The World’s Worst Facebook and LinkedIn

I’m proud that I didn’t get on Facebook until 2013.

I’ve been online since 1996, it’s not that. I watched Facebook arrive, and didn’t like what I saw it do it people, like a parasite.

I wanted nothing to do with it, so I didn’t. Probably to the detriment of my career.

But think how many more hours of life I’ve lived, than a daily 5-year user.

Below: documenting the “Before”,
before I renovate.

Total photos from 2012 = 10.

Only 1 was uploaded by me (newspaper one – first car review I wrote).

Apparently I have a fan page?

Do people still do these?  It makes me feel kinda dumb, having one.

“No photos to show.”

My LinkedIn is even worse. Might be even more proud like, got this far without one, or an About page come on.

Friending my profile probably pulls down your own ranking.

Despite nothing of substance being listed I’ve actually done a lot of cool stuff, have a few firsts and onlys to my name, am highly educated… even KeriBlog.com isn’t listed lol.

 

 

Things from the Last Week

I liked this outfit.

Extreme paperwork project complete.

So it was ‘National Sadness Day’ this week huh. I’ve blogged how I feel about that before, click here.

This is the latest song I’m OCDing out to. Anything of mine you’re read in the last 3 weeks, has been to this.

I was supposed to be leaving Monday for a week in the Arctic, to drive a Mercedes Sprinter van from Anchorage Alaska to Edmonton, Alberta.

I was booked into the 3rd leg, which unfortunately was cancelled. Mercedes kindly offered to have me join the first leg, but I wasn’t able to rearrange my schedule. It looks like a great time, follow along on #SprinterArcticDrive

Outdoor fun.

Where next week’s column started from #ThatsGoodMultiTasking

Didn’t today feel… off? Like, the entire world had a collective stress stroke.

Spent a lot of time on my laptop.

A lot.

I feel depleted, not bad, but wiped.

Flash on flash off.

Night.

 

I'd Make an Excellent Foot Model

So symmetrical.

Wouldn’t it be great to be a foot model? Because I could double down!  I’d blog and write while my feet are photographed, oh man it’s raining cheques.

Here they are in action.

Choose my polish colour.

It probably helps that I don’t wear heels. Wait. I think I blogged that before, hang on…

Yup, here: Why I Don’t Wear Heels (video)

Half the reason I’m blogging this, is so if ever I meet someone and they are a foot model booking agent, I can send them this post, as a resume.