Found My Old Blackberry Voice Notes

I had a Blackberry for years. I used to record voice notes, then email them to everyone. These are some of those voice notes.

(Note: NSFW – there’s a couple swear words in two of them)

Laugh 1

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/laugh-13.mp3|titles= Laugh 1]

I Can Still Kip

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/i_can_still_kip.mp3|titles= I Can Still Kip]

Watch gymnastics videos of me here and here.

Laugh 2

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/laugh-23.mp3|titles=Laugh 2]

Ever seen this video?

Of all my videos, it’s one of my favourites.

Robots Love KeriBlog

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/keriblog-robots13.mp3|titles=Robots Love KeriBlog]

This went on for weeks.

Just Looking

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/just-looking-3.mp3|titles=Just Looking]

I went around saying this for months. It still makes no sense, and still makes me laugh.

After a Meeting

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/after-a-meeting.mp3|titles=After a Meeting]

En route to a meeting here. The dolphin got me a job.

There you go, a little peak inside my cel phone. Now that I have an iPhone I stopped doing this. I should start again.

 

 

I Miss My Rotating Header

Remember the old KeriBlog with a constantly rotating header, this one?

I miss it.  I miss making them.  Took a photo today and was all, oh I’ll make this into a… no, I don’t have that anymore.  That’s how this post came to be.

Replace the wood grain up there with these?  Hmmm.

Inside a Masonic Lodge come ON.

I’ve been making a ton of Sidebar Art lately. Go to BloggingAboutFood.com to see.

I’ll post them all together when I’m done. You can learn a lot about me from my sidebars.

 

 

I’m Part of the 0.0002%

I kept my last name off the internet for 5 years.

This is my Google+ account – KeriBlog.

It’s been suspended since I got it;
they don’t like my last name, “Blog”.

So I wrote to them saying noooo.

Hours later Google replied I was right.

Now here’s the interesting part.

There is very little information online to guide you, because this issue is so rare.

This article from TechCrunch sums it up:

0.1% of 50 million users submit name appeals,

20% of that is like me.

Let’s do the math on that…

Conclusion:

I’m part of the 0.0002% or 1 / 10,000

It’s not without issue though… because of this rarity, I end up with problems that are not documented and likely few have.

For example: my Picasa photo uploader stopped working for no reason two weeks ago. Which I almost had a meltdown over; that’s like a carpenter’s hammer vanishing. The worst part is there’s nothing I can do about it.

Being a spy is a lot of extra ugh.

Regardless of everything though, ha!

Because if Google says it’s true,
it’s true, right?

 

 

This Moment Was Very Keri-ish

I was watching Burn Notice.

I noticed a camera to my left.

Okay hello, take a photo.

Kay that’s enough, off you go now.

You know I don’t like having my picture taken.

 Fine I’ll go then [puts head down].

It’s still happening isn’t it. Sigh.