Nothing That Exciting Happened to Me Today

Happens about 4 days a year, and today was one of them.

Built a drawer unit tonight. I’d forgotten how long it takes to put together Ikea furniture.

About being very organized: at the end of my life, I compare how much time I wasted looking for things versus a messy person, I bet I’d come out DAYS ahead.

Had my first patio beer today.

The unattended cel phone to the right of the bucket.  

Lined up some excellent events over the next few weeks, including a Pepsi event at Pinewood Movie Studios YES I’ve wanted to go there forever, and another day a professional driver from Honda and I are going to teach you to drive standard.

And that was my Tuesday.

 

 

Found My Old Blackberry Voice Notes

I had a Blackberry for years. I used to record voice notes, then email them to everyone. These are some of those voice notes.

(Note: NSFW – there’s a couple swear words in two of them)

Laugh 1

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/laugh-13.mp3|titles= Laugh 1]

I Can Still Kip

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/i_can_still_kip.mp3|titles= I Can Still Kip]

Watch gymnastics videos of me here and here.

Laugh 2

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/laugh-23.mp3|titles=Laugh 2]

Ever seen this video?

Of all my videos, it’s one of my favourites.

Robots Love KeriBlog

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/keriblog-robots13.mp3|titles=Robots Love KeriBlog]

This went on for weeks.

Just Looking

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/just-looking-3.mp3|titles=Just Looking]

I went around saying this for months. It still makes no sense, and still makes me laugh.

After a Meeting

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/after-a-meeting.mp3|titles=After a Meeting]

En route to a meeting here. The dolphin got me a job.

There you go, a little peak inside my cel phone. Now that I have an iPhone I stopped doing this. I should start again.

 

 

Enter Year of the Dragon

(dragon statue by Swarovski. Takes 490 hours to make one, only 888 were made)

Gong Xi Fa Chai! Happy New Year!

It’s Chinese New Year tomorrow, January 23 2012, and it’s ‘Year of the Dragon’.

It’s the only sign of the Chinese zodiac that is a creature that you cannot see. Powerful and mystical. Mysterious and lucky.

In the old days the dragon represented the king and only the king could wear the dragon symbol on his clothing. The year of the dragon is especially popular.

Things you do to prepare for this:

  • Make sure your home is clean and tidy before the new year
  • Don’t forget your car, everyone forgets their car
  • Don’t take throw out the garbage for 5 days after the new year – – or you are ‘throwing away your money’
  • Take special care not to break any glass – bad luck
  • Try not to make any enemies or quarrel with anyone
  • Wear red underwear for good luck
  • Get a haircut

If you need inspiration for purging, remember when I created ‘The Emporium’, and gave away everything I own?

All of that, gone. And I haven’t thought or missed any of it for one second. You won’t either, you’ll see.

Here’s to this being your best year yet! I hope all your dreams come true in 2012.

xo Keri

 

 

Rapid Fire Download of Where the Heck I've Been!?!

Hi!

 

Note my new YouTube channel: OtherKeriBlog  It’s for straight-to-the-webcam videos, KeriBlog is now for my produced and edited masterpieces.

I’m moving!  Check out my trunk, aaaamazing.  

It’s a King Kong one, fits in the back of a cab, I tested it out.

I fit inside it.

I am REALLY EXCITED about the fall… can you feel it in the air too?  Dream big and go for it, from now till Christmas the planets are all aligned.

TTYT oh or wait, see ya at the JD Honey party tonight!  

xo Keri

 

Hope You Had a Great Weekend, Too

I ditched the city and went offline for 36 hours, it was fantastic.

Look it’s my BFF Suzy driving!

Tech note – left is a Blackberry 9780 photo, right is an iPhone 4.

So odd to be sitting in my passenger seat, the former studio, which I’ve been debating bringing back…

Went to a really fun party, happy birthday beautiful!

Sunday cleaning of course.

See, I wasn’t exaggerating about my candy filled purse, which got dumped into my candy drawer.

xoTTYTzzzzzzzzz