Cars, Security and a Peek into my Life
Mixup with the headline this week; that’s actually the file name HAHA
KOD – Keri on Driving
FTP = file transfer protocol
What these badges mean, and the thinking behind removing them completely.
Read it online at Autonet.ca
It’s funny that, of all the parts of a giant machine, it comes down to these tiny letters.
Here’s a bad photo of a good example of a de-badged car.
Nice and clean, eh.
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It’s odd to me, that with arguably one of the most dangerous things we all do, we’re tested once when we’re 16, then not again until we’re 80… that’s a 64-year spread?!
Read it online here.
… because if the airbag deploys mid-turn, Jimmy’s arm will punch Jimmy in the face.
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What if you have to give your boss a ride?
Or there’s someone cute, “ahh ya, climb inside my garbage pit..”
You wouldn’t sit in your living room surrounded by fast food bags, so why is that acceptable in a car?
Also, the 3rd paragraph.
(Meet SmashCan Jimmy)
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He works for Smarten Up, Internet.
He’s ready for action, has all the major accounts:
I even got him into the newspaper last week, click here, right column, first paragraph:
“… until the eye comes to rest on “SmashCan Jimmy’s Dealership of Amazingness” stamped in now-faded gold lettering…”
Now he owns a car dealership. I should update his bio.
We chuckled when Google couldn’t find his face. Like how I keep anthropomorphizing him?
(note: all the above will happen only on my old white laptop, never my work computer, never would I do this with my personal accounts and name. Be careful where you click out there).
Those plastic, flimsy things emblazoned with a dealership’s name… they have to go.
… the worst offenders seem to be exotic car owners. Play a game today: spot an exotic withOUT one.
Looks sloppy and unfinished.
Author of this week’s column, hi hi.
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