Teenage Boys Eat Better than Me

I always forget to eat.

About 3x / week, this is me at 11pm.

Laptop, poutine and a Coors Light. That’s beside me right now actually, as I type this.

I don’t mean to forget, eating just holds zero interest for me, because it gets in the way of doing things. Cooking is for when I’m old.

Invented this years ago…

A power bar lunch is easy to eat, while doing something else.

Right?!  I know; saves so much time.

I eat enough McDonald’s to have a blog tag.

I balance everything out with handfuls of these.

You probably couldn’t live on my diet.

Guess who wins though, if the apocalypse ever comes, “oh, you’re all lethargic,  blood sugar’s low because you haven’t eaten phft not even warmed up here”.

Then even better, I’m outputting all this energy on this… imagine when vegetables and regular exercise are introduced, I’ll have so much energy, I’ll have to store it in a different dimension.

Invented my First Recipe

Cooking does not come naturally to me;
so kind’ve a big deal, this.

1 – mix together avocado, cheese, cilantro and a dash of pepper
2 – prepare those, move off to the side (do not add to bowl yet)
3 – squeeze in. Not too much though, or it overpowers

MOST IMPORTANT – microwave it once for only 11 seconds. Remove, stir, repeat.

(only 11 though, any more and it cooks the avocado too much, and it tastes horrible when you have to eat it, because you just spent 35 minutes assembling this, and have no time for a do-over (I’m sooo slooow)).

Done cooking, stir in #2.

Toast the bread (and now you used heat, so it counts as “cooking”). Spread it around.

Then show it off on Skype.


(this has been a BloggingAboutFood.com post)