Cars, Security and a Peek into my Life
From Urban Dictionary:
Duckface – a term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.
It was taken during Cohn & Wolfe’s holiday party a couple weeks ago, which was fun.
Because look: this is the traffic situation on any average, mid-day.
There’s really only 2 entry points to the entire downtown… the DVP and the Gardiner Expressway (which is reduced to one lane right now.)
So if there is an emergency, and the city centre has to be evacuated, how is that going to happen?
We’re already trapped on a normal day, add in some chaos, we’re done.
“Guard your mind”
Be wary what you pump into it. Horror movies, extreme violence plus endless internet nonsense and it’s no wonder a mind becomes depressed. Like that.
Blog tag = The mind
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It’s in promotion of their F-TYPE. I wrote about it for the paper, here.
As the automaker says, “instincts are key, but some tricks can be taught.”
They even produced a video series which includes titles: how to “Sound Like a Villain,” “Drive Like a Villain,” how to have “Villainous Style,” and why it’s important to always “Have a Plan.”
Blog tag = F-TYPE
The Jaguar XKR
It went over so well that I received a photo of it via text, along with the message, “We love it! Cutest gift idea ever and so much fun to receive in the mail!”
It says:
I didn’t know what to do for the gift, so actually I showed up empty handed and watched what everyone does, oh envelope into the blue globe, copy that, please find enclosed!
Blog tag = gift idea
