… I’m getting more done than you.
Sometimes I answer the phone like this.
I spend a good chunk of everyday on the phone.
Yes, I’m “that girl” walking around wearing a bluetooth headset, talking.
Laugh it up, I’ll laugh later at your ear tumour, and meanwhile get 50% more accomplished with my TWO free hands.
Cause I wear a fanny pack remember.
Just for 5 minutes.
Each year I get a Christmas present from myself. This year I got an IronKey – the world’s most secure flash drive.
Military-grade encryption and you can’t physically break into the thing, and if you try it self-destructs. Same as if you enter the password wrong 10 times in a row. I can immerse it in water, and use it to surf the net anonymously.
You can kinda see my present from a couple years ago, that headset. I often get electronics.