To Almost Bit the Steering Wheel (from Laughing)

To bite the steering wheel:
to jacknife laugh, while in the driver’s seat

To Jacknife: When you burst out laughing, so hard and so suddenly, you involuntarily fold in half at the waist. Usually accompanied by a large exhale of breath.

(got that definition into Urban Dictionary)

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Turn your Car into a Library

The internet is arriving in our dashes this year, and a Canadian! company is the one (and only) to use it to stream audiobooks into our cabins. We speak with Sanjay Singhal, CEO of AudioBooks.com.

The streaming service will debut in Jaguar Land Rover, arriving this April 2015, with other manufacturers lined up behind them.

Read it online at Autonet.

Favourite line:

The New York Times top 100 list is available, and includes The Hunger Games trilogy, 50 Shades of EyeRoll, American Sniper, and Gone Girl.

’50 Shades of EyeRoll‘… come ON that I got that printed. 

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Hi hi, I’m Here Now, & Have more Money than You

It’s a 2015 Range Rover Sport Supercharged V8 Autobiography Edition – $104,990

The impression this vehicle makes is my favourite feature.

And while it’s a bit jerky, and I’m kinda embarrassed to admit how much I enjoyed it…

… to pull up in one of these machines is to say

Hi hi, I’m here now,
and have more money than you.

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All Day Long, Guard your Mind

It’s your most valuable asset
& most powerful weapon.

“Guard your mind”

Be wary what you pump into it.  Horror movies, extreme violence plus endless internet nonsense and it’s no wonder a mind becomes depressed.  Like that.

Blog tag = The mind

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