I Think my Phone Camera has Degraded

It started before a meeting, using my phone as a mirror (always; that’s one less thing to carry around).

You use your teeth on winter clothes a lot, eh.

Who am I kidding today, my hair is better up.

These front-facing camera photos, I don’t remember them being so grainy, when I got my phone a year ago.

Here’s the forward-facing camera, way crisper.

So I daydreamed about this, here’s my new theory:

When you buy cameras in mass quantities (like a phone manufacturer would), I wonder if “lifespan” is an option.  For example, 1,000 photos VS 5,000 photos, before picture quality degradation begins. The former would be used in a budget, no-name phone. Like that.

 

 

Talking on my Bluetooth Headset

Sometimes I answer the phone like this.

I spend a good chunk of everyday on the phone.

Yes, I’m “that girl” walking around wearing a bluetooth headset, talking.

Laugh it up, I’ll laugh later at your ear tumour, and meanwhile get 50% more accomplished with my TWO free hands.

Cause I wear a fanny pack remember.

Just for 5 minutes.