I’m beat.  Not tired, not experiencing sleep deprivation (which I like actually), but a deeper, to-the-bone tired. Like, ‘declined 2 trips to New York City’ tired. Like, after flying in last week I was half-way home, stopped at McDoanlds, back on the highway, totally forgot I no longer live downtown and drove there instead, a 45 minute mistake at 1am.  Like that.

I’m fine, happens, this is probably post #6 that reads like this over the years. If we met on the street right now, you’d be meeting a very dumb, puffy version of myself.

But that’s never a mind to be writing about security and cars.

Posts like: Airport Wifi Looks like This:

Because you know every line of text here has been carefully constructed, thoroughly fact checked, a good car/security post takes hours… because get 1 number wrong and it’s a disaster – $21,799 instead of $31,799, or 158 horsepower not 128.

Also coming soon is all about Honda’s all-new HR-V and its launch in Miami, where I received the best launch gift in a while – hats.

These hats.

All coming soon.

Anyway.

That’s why I Tweeted this earlier:

And I don’t. Been gone for 6 weeks, and now nothing!

I’m fine, it’s just publishing a daily blog, plus 4 newspaper deadlines per week (which is considered a lot), it just all caught up to me.  Finished this crazy travel streak on a high note though, my Ford Edge review might be my best review to date – read it here.

But now I’m home for the foreseeable future, and didn’t even book a press car this week to lighten my load. After I hit publish I have to restock my fridge (my 1st power failure was Saturday), then I’m going to hold down the couch tonight, and play this:

That’s the first game I’ve ever downloaded to my phone.

Wait…. why don’t I get an online casino to sponsor my blog? That’s not a bad idea….. hmmm….. after all, blog tags = casino and video poker

It’ll probably be a light week, sorry in advance. I’m gonna post my want ad again below, for kicks.

Here’s to a strong start to your week, TTYT

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