My neighbours are funnier than your neighbours.
How to Really Start a Fire
Fill a Ford F150 with pallets >build a teepee > place oil strategically > torch > then add gas
The Best Way to Destroy Information
An old fashioned fire.
Data can still be recovered from a smashed laptop, like this one. Or a wiped USB key.
The only way is to utterly destroy it.
“Is it Blogworthy Yet, Keri?”
That’s what my neighbours were yelling a few Fridays ago, stoking the cedar branches to flash my fire up to 15 feet.
There is No Fire Suppression System in a Car
I thought when your car lights ablaze the vehicle’s built-in automatic fire suppression system kicks on and saves you but was I ever wrong, because there isn’t one.
Read it online at Autonet.
Favourite line:
A car lighting on fire is a rare event, but a smoking engine is more common. Check the colour of the smoke – white is water, black is rubber, and blue is oil. White is the colour you’re hoping for – steam – as it’s the least damaging and dangerous.
If your car lights on fire:
Don’t open the hood, and never open the coolant cap – hot liquid will shoot out and burn your face off.
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