My neighbour and I started writing a country song last night.
I had a virus, now nobody emails me”
Brian: I used to talk on email all the time, but then I got a virus
Keri: what did it do?
Him: told everyone I thought they were fat
Him: I told them it was a virus, but no one believed it and stopped talking to me
Me: (this happens)
Ahh Thursday night, best night of the week. Bet I jacknifed 4 times, got invited to a party and was even drunk dialled, my favourite.