It was the only one left at the store so I had to, but like really? Pink and female-specific? Eye roll.
I turned it over in my grocery cart to hide the label, and put it on my shelf the same way.
I was fiddling with it the entire meal. When our waiter asked why, replied I was waiting to see what went into the slots.
He looked at me a little sideways, but said nothing.
Then peppers showed up, and then a flower… Then during dessert, a company spokesman said it’d taken them forever to make… wait.
Me – Thought it was just a blobby centrepiece, why go to such trouble…
Him – Flip it, Keri.
Face went :O
It’s the iconic Jeep grille.