The colour of this year is brown.

There’s probably a classier way to say it, “Tiger’s eye” or something, but basically: brown.

I get why the designers chose it; they must get so bored, the same blue, black and white year after year.

The problem with buying the en vogue colour though, is it really dates your car.

 

And also, if your friends don’t give you a hard time about driving, “a flying terd”, then they’re not your real friends.