Inside a Crash Test Dummy

They’re actually quite pricey:

Average dummy – $40 – 60,000
Dummy with data acquisition – $250,000
Side crash dummy – $660,000 (most expensive)

That’s why components are swapped out instead of the entire dummy.  Ribs break the most often, and are a $15,000 to replace.

Above is just the skeleton.

Below are kid dummies.

The aforementioned data acquisition and biofeedback devices. They track 40 data points in total.

It measures things like neck and brain injuries, head acceleration and velocity.

The one thing a dummy cannot simulate is how a human tenses up just before a crash.

Ideally you don’t do that, relaxed musles fare better upon impact; that’s why a drunk driver often sustains a crash better than a sober one.

Into the cabin he goes to be crashed.

The dummy is covered in grease paint to document what hit where.

This is his face hitting the steering wheel airbag.

Spotted at the IIHS during my recent trip with Subaru.

 

 

Some Car Carnage to Tide you Over

What an unbelievable experience. A 28 hour whirlwind. A tour into a once-in-a-lifetime place then boom, I’m back to familiarly, hi hi from jogging pants and the couch.

It was … difficult to put into words. My head is stuffed with information, and I feel a bit overstimulated to be honest. I’ve been sitting here typing furiously for a few hours, trying to document everything I just inhaled before it starts fading… drafted a post, coming soon.

But first it’s deadline day tomorrow, unpack, then zone out and surf garbage on the internet for a minute.

I’ll leave you with a few photos from my phone, but there’s a massive amount of amazing ones on my big camera oh ya guys, HD carnage ahoy. TTYT

IIHS – Insurance Institute for Highway Safety IIHS.org

Windshield.

Rated “poor.”

“That’ll buff right out” jokes are not funny.

Weird to see a tire at that angle eh.

The word “violent” is used often to describe this stuff, because it is.

 

 

Off to Virginia with Subaru for 28 Hours

On a private plane even. Class eh.

HANG ON… as I was typing that and reflecting on the flight, it hit me – neither my bag nor backpack were put through an x-ray… I was able to bring unscreened luggage into the US? How is that even possible?!

Today’s border pic.

It’s about 14º here.

Been so long since I saw this green stuff. Heard it’s snowing at home right now, omfg.

The Subaru team is a fun and funny one, hi guys!

kk, ready for the big reveal?

Tomorrow, Subaru is taking 18 of us to the IIHS crash test facility. We’ll be the first ever Canadian journalists to go inside…

…and watch them CRASH A CAR.

Look how violent!

Basically – IIHS sends a car straight into a block of steel, then asseses how it handled it. Subaru is the only only automaker with all its models receiving IIHS Top Safety Picks, for 6 consecutive years at that.

So pumped. Probably the only time in my life I get to see this.

But it’s now late, and I’m doing this on hotel WiFi which I abhor, so the end for tonight, will send all great things to my Instagram TTYT