Some things I’ve noticed since owning a house for exactly 2 weeks now.

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Wish I could cover my whole house in R50.

I’m also really into hosing things.

THE moment.

Taken 20 seconds after I picked up the keys, and walked inside for the first time.

Below is a bad pattern… I can’t cook, remember?

And there’s no longer 10 restaurants, and a 24-hr grocery store in my basement… That’s microwave mac&cheese… KeriBloooooooooog if I keep this up.

Still on this setup. Sleeping so good.

Even though every noise, even during the day, causes a new feeling of, “omg is my house falling? Is that mould coming in?  Is that sound of a horribly expensive, and severe surprise that I am now totally and fully in charge of?”

I’m going to be so worried when I travel… what if a skunk sprays under the house? Or if something leaks and I’m not there to mop?

My visits to box-stores are up 100%.

That little white bowl was my favourite thing I got.

Think that defeated it.

But really, guys where is the garbage chute around here?!?