The car world is often about one-up-manship, so in those situations I say this:
Human: what’s the most expensive thing you’ve driven, Keri?
Me: You go first
Human: Bentley Continental GT, $276,000
Me: Warship, $millions
I say it with a smirk, because it’s a stretch for sure, but, technically I win.
Video still proof:
See the uneasy in my eyes? The thing is so tippy.
In 2009 I sailed for 2 nights with the ship, from Toronto to Sarnia.
Here is Episode #33/80 – ‘Exploring the Canadian Navy’
FF to 2:40 to watch the driving part.
At the end that’s me in uniform, firing that huge cannon. See me flinch? Exactly; natural gunner.
There’s a big backstory to this episode you don’t know (because I never told you), but one day I will; it’s pretty good.