Best Bed I Ever Made

Flawless.

Figured out a new system – remove the mattress out of the frame and angle it atop it, now the corners are so easy.

I make my bed everyday. Even hotel room beds. Like literally, twice a year I don’t.

So doing the math:

365 days X 20 years = 7,300 beds made = 1 of 7,300 =
0.013% of all beds is this one

Night.

 

 

Here’s me in a Carwash Today

And that’s it.

Sorry, just don’t have the 90 minutes in me to finish these posts, I’ll do a whole fresh front page tomorrow. It wasn’t till yesterday that it sunk in – Christmas is next week… huh? Impossible. But it is. Oh time. The only non-renewable resource.

Debating taking next week off here (still will be writing at the paper), and really digging into celebrating my first holidays in my new house (a lot of jogging pants and couch.)

TTYT night

 

 

Only Instance of Me with Duckface in Existence

From Urban Dictionary:

Duckface – a term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.

To be clear – it was accidental.

It was taken during Cohn & Wolfe’s holiday party a couple weeks ago, which was fun.

 

 

Invented a new Tagline for Toronto

“Come get trapped in TO”

Because look: this is the traffic situation on any average, mid-day.

There’s really only 2 entry points to the entire downtown… the DVP and the Gardiner Expressway (which is reduced to one lane right now.)

So if there is an emergency, and the city centre has to be evacuated, how is that going to happen?

We’re already trapped on a normal day, add in some chaos, we’re done.