Yes I'm For Sale

Everything here at KeriBlog.com is!

Same over at The Canadian Explorer – my 3 year, 80 episode awesome Internet Show.

I realize it’s not very apparent when you look around here, this is why:

This Blog is Quite Different Than My Other One

It was always very easy with my old video blog… #1 Canada, #2 Keri.

But not here, here is different. Since this site really got going at the start of March several themes have naturally emerged:

They include (so far):

– driving and cars
– fun! I go to a lot of exciting events around Toronto. Plus I can have fun just about anywhere.
– I also explore many off-the-beaten-path destinations
– tech
– social media
– imagination and mind power
– internet memes
– cute outfits and hairstyles
– gymnastics
– online security
– books

I wasn’t comfortable to sell before now, I take such things seriously.  Now, it’s time.

I Love My Very Plain Website

Isn’t this the plainest website you ever saw?! Yup!

It’s intentional… white background, blue links, a classic layout.

A better header and a beefed up side-bar is coming, complete with ads(!), but all within reason, because I’m big on fast load times, how old school of me.

Coming Soon – *Brand New* Video Streams and Shows

Now this I am VERY excited about, more details soon.

The new shows will help shape this blog, and I’m going to keep ’em separated.  Serious & Professional Keri over there, whatever I feel like here.

What Exactly Will be For Sale?

Banner ads, video pre and post-roll, product placement, hosting engagements and speaking engagements, video-coverage-for-hire and more.

Why Buy From Me?

I’m reliable, positive and safe for work.  I’m professional and easy to work with.

I’ve had an internet show since 2007, I’m a pioneer – The Canadian Explorer

You can trust your name in my hands.

My audience is tech savvy, educated and highly engaged.

That’s one of the best reasons to buy here… I generate a high level of engagement from other influencers.  The content I create is spread through my network and generates discussions.

30% of visitors here stay for longer than an hour.

We’re a Good Fit If…

I must feel the same trusting way about you.

If you are also looking to form long-term relationship.

And I must feel good about endorsing you, it has to be a natural fit. For example, getting me to advertise cooking pots would never be believable. Similarily, if I can’t look someone in the eyes in real life and confidently recommend you, not interested.

I’ll leave you with this, my Gold Standard of Videos, Exploring the Canadian Navy. I talked my way onto a warship for 2 nights, then hitchhiked home on the plane. Go Navy!

Exploring the CDN Navy from KeriCDN on Vimeo.

Kay that’s it for now, stay tuned. I can’t wait to tell you more as it happens!

It's 'World Planking Day' Today

Planking kills me. I love internet memes SO much.

Go look at the Facebook group photos, come on, you smirked.

Remember the game you maybe played when you’re a kid, “straight as a board”? It’s like that.

The rules of planking:

1 – lay down in a public place
2 – toes pointed, face expressionless, hands by your sides
3 – take a photo

Last night Casie and I cruised around, planking our hearts out and laughing our faces off.

We discovered planking is good for your core muscles, meeting cute boys, and is far more fun than you think (stop shaking your head at your screen).

Tree plank.

Thanks for the free beer Tyler ;)

So. So. Fun.

Here’s Casie’s post, there’s even better photos over there.

Plank ya later!

Happy Rapture To You!

Can you imagine believing so strongly you’re getting zoomed up to the clouds at 6pm tonight, that you quit your job and sell your stuff?  And there’s millions of them.

But guys – if Jesus is such a great forgiving guy, how could he have it in his heart to be so choosy and opposite?  Dedicate a whole day to judging?

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, read this CBC article.

Here’s the joke going around the internet, ha:

(via UnderTheMountainBunker.com)

Probably those people just need a little KeriBlog, and maybe some Nyan cat, have you seen that yet?  Likely no, I probably like internet memes more than you.

You’ll love or hate it, no in-between.

I’m one of those people who has a spring fever, literally. I’m pretty sick.  My fever broke late yesterday, but I’ve been SO dumb for 3 days now. Fevers always do that to me.

What I look like when I’m sick ahahahahahaha:

Just finished this book, my first ever graphic novel.

Queen & Country by Greg Rucka

It stars Tara Chace, an SIS field agent sent worldwide in service of her government, and this series has been touted as a rare look “at the world of international espionage from a real-world perspective seldom seen in the realm of spy fiction” (back cover).

As in, they have no money and it’s not Bond-ish at all.

I really really liked this book.  I’d really really like to play this character in the movie version that’s in development.

Oh before I forget again, I should put the date of today in, for SEO purposes: May 21 2011 Rapture 6pm 18:00

I’m off to celebrate the birthday of one of my oldest friends in Toronto, happy birthday pal!

(that’s an old photo, here’s the original post ;))

Kay I gotta run!

Oh and if I’m wrong about Rapture, Happy Apocalypsing to You!

Here’s how to execute the best exit EVER from an over-turned jeep.

PS – World Planking Day is Wednesday, I can’t wait!  Don’t care that it’s old, it’s still funny.