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Best Bed I Ever Made

Dec 18 2014

Flawless.

Figured out a new system – remove the mattress out of the frame and angle it atop it, now the corners are so easy.

I make my bed everyday. Even hotel room beds. Like literally, twice a year I don’t.

So doing the math:

365 days X 20 years = 7,300 beds made = 1 of 7,300 =
0.013% of all beds is this one

Night.

 

 

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Only Instance of Me with Duckface in Existence

Dec 16 2014

From Urban Dictionary:

Duckface – a term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.

To be clear – it was accidental.

It was taken during Cohn & Wolfe’s holiday party a couple weeks ago, which was fun.

 

 

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Invented a new Tagline for Toronto

Dec 16 2014

“Come get trapped in TO”

Because look: this is the traffic situation on any average, mid-day.

There’s really only 2 entry points to the entire downtown… the DVP and the Gardiner Expressway (which is reduced to one lane right now.)

So if there is an emergency, and the city centre has to be evacuated, how is that going to happen?

We’re already trapped on a normal day, add in some chaos, we’re done.

 

 

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All Day Long, Guard your Mind

Dec 16 2014

It’s your most valuable asset
& most powerful weapon.

“Guard your mind”

Be wary what you pump into it.  Horror movies, extreme violence plus endless internet nonsense and it’s no wonder a mind becomes depressed.  Like that.

Blog tag = The mind

***

Claiming ownership of this expression, it now belongs to me, forever, throughout the universe, into perpetuity.

© KeriBlog 2014

Tagged a Keri Owned Phrase

 

 

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Copy my Wedding Gift Idea

Dec 15 2014

It went over so well that I received a photo of it via text, along with the message, “We love it! Cutest gift idea ever and so much fun to receive in the mail!”

Gift = admit I showed up empty handed:

It says:

I didn’t know what to do for the gift, so actually I showed up empty handed and watched what everyone does, oh envelope into the blue globe, copy that, please find enclosed!

Blog tag = gift idea 

 

 

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