Canada’s List of Accepted Proofs of Identity

Oct 16 2015

This came in my mail, in regards to the upcoming election.

Note the last line under Section 2: “We accept e-statement and e-invoices. Print them or show on a mobile device”.

Some half-decent Photoshop skills can forge those… like a prescription label, hospital bracelet, utility bill, or letter from a soup kitchen.

Or go for Option 3 … that doesn’t seem that difficult, through the use or force or not.

Okay I faked it and voted, now what?

Now I’m on the official voting list, that’s got to count towards some new pieces of ID, parlay parlay, and I’m on my way to creating a new fake person.

Hi, I’m Kara Porter.

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PS – if you don’t vote on Monday, you’re a puke.

Let's Have a Party with Stella Artois Légère

Jun 14 2011

THIS IS EXCITING!

Okay so!

Here’s what’s happening:

Stella Artois Légère has embarked on a Summer Sampling Program. Keep an eye out around Toronto, they’ve been known to pop up here and there, and they like to share (get it? Wink!)

Even better, they asked me if I would like a chance at hosting a giant Block Party in the downtown area?? Yes please!

How it works:

Toronto has been divided into chunks (Downtown, WestEnd, Yorkville/Annex, the Beach / Leslieville / Danforth, Scarbourough/Don Mills, Etobicoke/Yorkdale), and based on which area gets the most votes, that’s where they’ll throw their Block Party.

I’m representing Downtown:

1 – Liberty Village 2 – University Ave 3 – Front Street 4 – Queens Quay 5 – King Street 6 – Blue Jays Way

What we have to do to get the party downtown:

Vote on Facebook for the party to be held Downtown. Vote for “Downtown” here: Facebook.com/StellaArtoisCanada

How to vote:

STEP 1 – Go to Facebook.com/StellaArtoisCanada and click “Stella Artois Légère”

STEP 2 – Now you’ll see a voting screen. Scroll down for the vote box on the left

STEP 3 – Choose ‘Downtown’ and tada! Thank you!

This is NOT a contest, it’s all done by votes (because you can imagine the legal stuff surrounding a beer company throwing contests and hosting sampling sessions. Big props to @StellaArtoisCan for figuring out how ;) )

The party will be August 13 2011, and I’ll have 4 tickets to give away closer to the date.

Please vote! Wouldn’t this just be the best time? I’d love to be able to throw a big party as a thanks for your continued reading and blog support, and I actually love Stella – we will all be winning with this.

Lastly, keep an eye out for cars and bikes like this around town, Stella Artois Légère Summer Sampling FTW!

FULL DISCLAIMER – I am being paid to promote this contest. I want you to know that. But remember when I told you about being for sale? I genuinely drink Stella, which is what I said when they approached me, so it all fits.

Of Course I Voted

May 2 2011

If you don’t vote, you are a horrible Canadian citizen.

Yes it matters, yes your one vote has an impact, and surely you know you cannot complain about anything if you don’t.

I have a real low tolerance for those who don’t, like, do you not understand how lucky you are to live in Canada and have this opportunity?. Witness Libya right now, Egypt, and and and.

What I’ve always said is, “uh-huh, you don’t like it here eh? Okay. I’ll round up you and the rest of your delusional hippie friends, and ship you to Rwanda for one month. I’ll return then at which time you’ll be begging to come home to Shangrila”.

I’m not going to get into whom I voted for, there’ll be no politics here, because that’s for when I’m old. Like cooking.