It started in the plumbing section of Lowe’s, pretending to be a robot.

Everything went west when I made robot fingers.

We put grease everywhere, created a shim, nothing.  The Lowe’s guys stayed gentlemanly.  Actually, if roles reversed, I’d probably have made more fun of me.

The final solution was a hacksaw, between the silver piece and the tube, pink arrow.

I was making a video during the sawing, and of all the times for my phone to freeze. Also, now I know PVC gets really hot when you saw it.

This was worse than when I invented, ‘Tactical Jewelry‘, aka, ‘Budget Cartier Love Ring’.

I am so dumb.