I eat those ‘vegan hippie add water’ shakes, this stuff.
Stir > drink > dispose
And that’s a well-balanced meal in 90 seconds, INCLUDING prep time and dishes.
Boom BOOM my efficiency.
epiphany –> scribble a sticky –> post on wall –> analyze epiphany –> make conclusion –> remove
Also, to-do lists.
I wish I’d kept more over the years, stuck them in a notebook with dates, documented better.
Show you a sticky, then a few months later tada, the sticky became tangible.
These stickies are also where I write my one-line-inventions, and I’m mostly doing this post, to claim ownership to all you see above, all this gold.
It’s gonna be great.
I always forget to eat.
About 3x / week, this is me at 11pm.
Laptop, poutine and a Coors Light. That’s beside me right now actually, as I type this.
I don’t mean to forget, eating just holds zero interest for me, because it gets in the way of doing things. Cooking is for when I’m old.
Invented this years ago…
Right?! I know; saves so much time.
I eat enough McDonald’s to have a blog tag.
I balance everything out with handfuls of these.
You probably couldn’t live on my diet.
Guess who wins though, if the apocalypse ever comes, “oh, you’re all lethargic, blood sugar’s low because you haven’t eaten phft not even warmed up here”.
Then even better, I’m outputting all this energy on this… imagine when vegetables and regular exercise are introduced, I’ll have so much energy, I’ll have to store it in a different dimension.
“I’m a force of logic”
Pretty good huh.
Claiming ownership of this expression, it now belongs to me, forever, throughout the universe, into perpetuity.
© KeriBlog 2013
Tagged a Keri Owned Phrase
:)
1 – mix together avocado, cheese, cilantro and a dash of pepper
2 – prepare those, move off to the side (do not add to bowl yet)
3 – squeeze in. Not too much though, or it overpowers
MOST IMPORTANT – microwave it once for only 11 seconds. Remove, stir, repeat.
(only 11 though, any more and it cooks the avocado too much, and it tastes horrible when you have to eat it, because you just spent 35 minutes assembling this, and have no time for a do-over (I’m sooo slooow)).
Done cooking, stir in #2.
Toast the bread (and now you used heat, so it counts as “cooking”). Spread it around.
Then show it off on Skype.
Eat.
(this has been a BloggingAboutFood.com post)