This came in my mail, in regards to the upcoming election.

Note the last line under Section 2: “We accept e-statement and e-invoices. Print them or show on a mobile device”.

Some half-decent Photoshop skills can forge those…  like a prescription label, hospital bracelet, utility bill, or letter from a soup kitchen.

Or go for Option 3 … that doesn’t seem that difficult, through the use or force or not.

Okay I faked it and voted, now what?

Now I’m on the official voting list, that’s got to count towards some new pieces of ID, parlay parlay, and I’m on my way to creating a new fake person.

Hi, I’m Kara Porter.

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PS – if you don’t vote on Monday, you’re a puke.