I'd Make an Excellent Foot Model

So symmetrical.

Wouldn’t it be great to be a foot model? Because I could double down! I’d blog and write while my feet are photographed, oh man it’s raining cheques.

Here they are in action.

Choose my polish colour.

It probably helps that I don’t wear heels. Wait. I think I blogged that before, hang on…

Half the reason I’m blogging this, is so if ever I meet someone and they are a foot model booking agent, I can send them this post, as a resume.