My Christmas KOD column last year

Poinsettias are not poisonous – here

Car reindeer ears stay on in the wash – here

How much I spent in 2011 – here

An Eaton Centre VS Art Christmas Lawsuit Story – here

Santa Facial Recognition – here

My OCD song in 2008 was Girl Talk’s ‘Feed the Animals’ – here

The Christmas Parties are the best part – here

I get myself a gift each year:

2008 – Jawbone

2009 – Books

2010 – IronKey

2011 – I forgot

2012 – a dust-buster & jogging pants

2013 – humidifier and black baseball hat

Apartment living is dry.

No more accidentally shocking my laptop, omg that’s scary isn’t it, like a punch of panic straight to the chest. 

Nice and crisp.

I Sharpie’d out the logo.