I eat those ‘vegan hippie add water’ shakes, this stuff.
Stir > drink > dispose
And that’s a well-balanced meal in 90 seconds, INCLUDING prep time and dishes.
Boom BOOM my efficiency.
Chocolate covered marshmallow Santa bars.
Specifically this brand, Russell Stover.
Find them in drugstores, about 69 cents each.
I’ve had one almost everyday since they came out in November.
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I always forget to eat.
About 3x / week, this is me at 11pm.
Laptop, poutine and a Coors Light. That’s beside me right now actually, as I type this.
I don’t mean to forget, eating just holds zero interest for me, because it gets in the way of doing things. Cooking is for when I’m old.
Invented this years ago…
Right?! I know; saves so much time.
I eat enough McDonald’s to have a blog tag.
I balance everything out with handfuls of these.
You probably couldn’t live on my diet.
Guess who wins though, if the apocalypse ever comes, “oh, you’re all lethargic, blood sugar’s low because you haven’t eaten phft not even warmed up here”.
Then even better, I’m outputting all this energy on this… imagine when vegetables and regular exercise are introduced, I’ll have so much energy, I’ll have to store it in a different dimension.
1 – mix together avocado, cheese, cilantro and a dash of pepper
2 – prepare those, move off to the side (do not add to bowl yet)
3 – squeeze in. Not too much though, or it overpowers
MOST IMPORTANT – microwave it once for only 11 seconds. Remove, stir, repeat.
(only 11 though, any more and it cooks the avocado too much, and it tastes horrible when you have to eat it, because you just spent 35 minutes assembling this, and have no time for a do-over (I’m sooo slooow)).
Done cooking, stir in #2.
Toast the bread (and now you used heat, so it counts as “cooking”). Spread it around.
Then show it off on Skype.
Eat.
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