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The 3 Types of Shredders

#1 – Strip Cut

Spotted at this year’s SecTor online security conference. It was part of the capture-the-flag game, and a good example of why to never buy or use a strip cut shredder.

#2 – Cross Cut

This is what I own.

It’s not as secure as you think though, because look: this is me digging for only a few minutes.

Note the last line.

See how I made it seem like I’m up to something nefarious? Information is a weapon guys, dispose of it accordingly.

#3 – Micro Cut

AKA “confetti cut”. I should’ve spent the extra few bucks and bought one of these.

It just annihilates the document.

Don’t make the mistake I did, and buy a micro shreder.

 

 

One of my Favourite Feelings

Everything I care about and need, is on my back.

I can run my entire life (both personal and work), with just this backpack. 

It’s the feeling of being prepared that I love.

No matter what happens, I got this. Any crazy opportunity could arise, chance of a lifetime stuff, and I can say yes, maybe fly away, go, disappear.

Would you recognize me?

You would because of this.

 

Teenage Boys Eat Better than Me

I always forget to eat.

About 3x / week, this is me at 11pm.

Laptop, poutine and a Coors Light. That’s beside me right now actually, as I type this.

I don’t mean to forget, eating just holds zero interest for me, because it gets in the way of doing things. Cooking is for when I’m old.

Invented this years ago…

A power bar lunch is easy to eat, while doing something else.

Right?!  I know; saves so much time.

I eat enough McDonald’s to have a blog tag.

I balance everything out with handfuls of these.

You probably couldn’t live on my diet.

Guess who wins though, if the apocalypse ever comes, “oh, you’re all lethargic,  blood sugar’s low because you haven’t eaten phft not even warmed up here”.

Then even better, I’m outputting all this energy on this… imagine when vegetables and regular exercise are introduced, I’ll have so much energy, I’ll have to store it in a different dimension.