Here’s me in a Carwash Today

And that’s it.

Sorry, just don’t have the 90 minutes in me to finish these posts, I’ll do a whole fresh front page tomorrow. It wasn’t till yesterday that it sunk in – Christmas is next week… huh? Impossible. But it is. Oh time. The only non-renewable resource.

Debating taking next week off here (still will be writing at the paper), and really digging into celebrating my first holidays in my new house (a lot of jogging pants and couch.)

TTYT night



Only Instance of Me with Duckface in Existence

From Urban Dictionary:

Duckface – a term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.

To be clear – it was accidental.

It was taken during Cohn & Wolfe’s holiday party a couple weeks ago, which was fun.



Invented a new Tagline for Toronto

“Come get trapped in TO”

Because look: this is the traffic situation on any average, mid-day.

There’s really only 2 entry points to the entire downtown… the DVP and the Gardiner Expressway (which is reduced to one lane right now.)

So if there is an emergency, and the city centre has to be evacuated, how is that going to happen?

We’re already trapped on a normal day, add in some chaos, we’re done.



All Day Long, Guard your Mind

It’s your most valuable asset
& most powerful weapon.

“Guard your mind”

Be wary what you pump into it.  Horror movies, extreme violence plus endless internet nonsense and it’s no wonder a mind becomes depressed.  Like that.

Blog tag = The mind


Claiming ownership of this expression, it now belongs to me, forever, throughout the universe, into perpetuity.

© KeriBlog 2014

Tagged a Keri Owned Phrase



Contributing to Jaguar’s #GoodToBeBad Campaign

(… it’s in the hat …)

Jaguar’s #GoodToBeBad marketing campaign
is how a Jag is the perfect car for crime.

It’s in promotion of their F-TYPE. I wrote about it for the paper, here.

As the automaker says, “instincts are key, but some tricks can be taught.”

They even produced a video series which includes titles: how to “Sound Like a Villain,” “Drive Like a Villain,” how to have “Villainous Style,” and why it’s important to always “Have a Plan.”

I’ll add another topic:
“How to Cheat at Motorsports” – click here

Blog tag = F-TYPE

The Jaguar XKR