When was the last time you backed-up?

Exactly.

All week I haven’t had a connection.  I can connect at my hotel (which I’m never happy about – public wifi makes me nervous), but other than that, my phone is just a phone.

Sorry about the lack of updates, that’s why.

Going to explore Atlanta now, I have a car today. But no map on my phone, will have to do this old school… *rolls down window*, “Hi I’m lost….”

TTYL

I never go shopping, I go buying.

Happens about three times a year.

First up, this shirt. I am very flammable in it.

Yes I have legs :O

Wait, think I blogged last year something similar…. hang on…

Well I know I did, but I can’t find the post because my search is broken. Which makes my stomach hurt.

Where all this stuff came from.

Everything you see is $20.

That’s my trick: buy several cheap dresses instead of one fancy one. As long as you carry yourself well, it doesn’t matter what you wear.

And for the grand finale, the dresses.

I purposefully didn’t put clear photos here, lessens the impact when I wear them on camera.

The one on the right, I wanted a white eyelet dress like that my whole life.

Hello, I look like I’m in olden times.

I’m wearing my scarf like this now.

Pendergrass - Atlanta’s largest flea market.

I love flea markets. The randomness, the people watching, the hustle.

Would you like to buy a chicken? How about a monkey?   Great idea till it rips your face off. Happens all the time. Fools.

Oh look: a pregnant teenager with a neck tattoo. They are everywhere down here. Sometimes it seems I’m the only girl in the south without a kid.

You’ve seen these on rear car windows, I’m sure. They are a terrible idea.

I’ll explain why on my security show.

Good idea for a fundraiser.

Put the boy in the bubble, watch him flounder.

Collected a few more photos for my post, “Shopping for Weapons”.

Go on a weekend afternoon, guaranteed fun.

TTYL!

On the road again, here we go.

I can pack for a week in 20 minutes.

It helps that almost everything I own is black.

Double rainbow.

Wait – I wonder if there is meaning behind seeing one… hang on I’ll look it up…:

Double rainbow – a symbol of transformation. Considered very auspicious should you see one. A sign from the universe something great is about to fall in my lap.

Driving driving boring straight driving.

I miss driving standard.

Flowers on the trees make a blog pretty.

IMPORTANT: I barely have internet, and looks like it’ll be that way all week. Sorry in advance. Really need a cel phone sponsor.

I had a Blackberry for years. I used to record voice notes, then email them to everyone. These are some of those voice notes.

(Note: NSFW – there’s a couple swear words in two of them)

Laugh 1

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/laugh-13.mp3|titles= Laugh 1]

I Can Still Kip

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/i_can_still_kip.mp3|titles= I Can Still Kip]

Watch gymnastics videos of me here and here.

Laugh 2

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/laugh-23.mp3|titles=Laugh 2]

Ever seen this video?

Of all my videos, it’s one of my favourites.

Robots Love KeriBlog

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/keriblog-robots13.mp3|titles=Robots Love KeriBlog]

This went on for weeks.

Just Looking

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/just-looking-3.mp3|titles=Just Looking]

I went around saying this for months. It still makes no sense, and still makes me laugh.

After a Meeting

[audio:http://keriblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/after-a-meeting.mp3|titles=After a Meeting]

En route to a meeting here. The dolphin got me a job.

There you go, a little peak inside my cel phone. Now that I have an iPhone I stopped doing this. I should start again.

I AM ELATED.

My camera wouldn’t talk to my computer. How can I edit?

1 – the problem
2 – my computer couldn’t read the files on my video camera, they were trapped inside the camera
3 – the solution

** When buying a Sony video camera: Sony is proprietary. They try to make you use their software to get pics/videos off the camera.  Be prepared to use a work-around.

Do you even know HOW hard it is to find a video camera with a wireless lavalier microphone?

Nay impossible.

That’s why mine is so special.

Holy crap I love video editing.

I celebrated with ice cream.